When do you know you need a life style makeover?
- When you wake up in the middle of the night having flashbacks of longtime gone health problems, such as: half-an-hour long unstoppable sneezing breakdown.
When do you know that you REALLY need that makeover?
- When your brain automatically blames the pate au scargot you ate hours before at dinner.
When do you know you're romantically desperate?
- When you have sexy-romantic dreams with a guy you don't even think is that handsome and you like it.
When do you know you're pathetic in that matter?
- When your dream-self knows that it's a dream, but you're so excited that you tell youself over and over that that is not a dream, it is real and happening and life will be beautiful from that moment on, because finally you've found someone who's not the ideal form you always hoped for but he's real, he's there, it's a dick, it's a hot dick that will make others envious... okay I cut it.
[Song: Shadows - Rufus Wainwright]
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