*dies*

Tomorrow is Saint Anthony's day in Brasil.

For you that don't know it, it's our equivalent to the Valentine's Day.

It's said that Saint Anthony, while alive, helped poor people to get money to get married, that's why he's a match-maker saint. Spinsters hide his image upside down inside a closet as a punishment until the saint finds them a husband.

No ho, my image is not upside down. My life already is.

I never really cared for this holiday... but this year I do. And I'm alone...

As usual.

[Song: Bachelorette - Björk]